- The British flag facepalming itself for the whole Brexit mess.
- David Bowie shedding a single tear as he watches from heaven as Kylie Jenner talks about how this was the year of “like, realizing stuff.”
- An unsuspecting Pokemon Go player about to walk in front of a bus.
- A series of history books covering “Damn Daniel” and his white Vans as opposed to important world events.
- An actual shitstorm labeled “The 2016 Presidential Election.”
- Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift duking it out in the boxing ring. Kim ends up winning not by revealing her hidden footage, but by simply sitting on TSwift.
- A wanted poster confirming that Ted Cruz is, in fact, the Zodiac killer.
- Vine’s tombstone.
- Donald Trump crying uncontrollably because Hillary told him to delete his Twitter account.
- Kanye West breaking out of the hospital to meet his one true love, the Chewbacca lady.
- A weeping Loki stating “I am burdened with a glorious purpose” as he recounts his 3-month relationship with Taylor Swift.
- Alan Rickman embracing Harambe.
- The World Series trophy with the words “not even kidding” etched onto it.
- Arnold Palmer enjoying an Arnold Palmer from the clouds.
- A spaceship full of aliens passing Earth after agreeing they definitely do not want to visit us.
- A map detailing Ryan Lochte’s escape from Rio.
- A returned Nemo who found his way home only to discover that humans have pretty much obliterated the Great Barrier Reef.
- An uninformed 18-year-old missing out on the polls because they’d rather watch “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”
- George R. R. Martin deciding that even more of our favorite characters need to die in 2017.
- A scene from Batman v Superman depicting an alternate ending where they both die out of embarrassment for participating in such a flop.
- A distraught Leonardo DiCaprio as Trump reviews his research on climate change and decides, “Nah.”
- The recently re-routed Dakota Access Pipeline infiltrating Flint, Michigan instead.
- Mark Zuckerberg lol-ing at a fake news piece that says he actively opposes fake news.
- A giant meteor heading towards Earth to relieve us all from the hell that is 2016.
