26 Tattoo Ideas That Scream “Austin, Texas”

26 Tattoo Ideas That Scream “Austin, Texas”

26 Tattoo Ideas That Scream “Austin, Texas”

  1. The planet Earth in a sweet embrace with a Car2Go.
  2. Bumper to bumper traffic on I-35, complete with a slew of road rage profanities.
  3. Terry’s and Whataburger in a boxing ring.
  4. A hipster zoo that is actually just Spider House Café.
  5. The Jackalope refusing a ride to a tourist.
  6. Two locals arguing over whether it’s Lady Bird Lake or Lake Austin.
  7. UT hook ‘em horns.
  8. A group of 19-year-old girls throwing the UT hook ‘em horns while stumbling around sixth street in the middle of the night.
  9. That guy who leads a Segway tour downtown while yodeling.
  10. An RIP tribute to Leslie (and his failed mayor campaign).
  11. A tourist drowning in a pool of random crap at Uncommon Objects.
  12. Your former dog living his best life in doggy heaven, which looks a lot like one of Austin’s off leash dog parks.
  13. A line for Franklin BBQ that actually circles the globe. Twice.
  14. Matthew McConaughey talking his friend into buying an ACL pass by insisting “It’d be a lot cooler if you did.”
  15. Children crying at the terrifying statues at Peter Pan Mini-Golf.
  16. The Texas State Capitol in a state of shame after another US monument made fun of it for being undeniably pink.
  17. 1.5 million bats emerging from the Congress Bridge just to get dinner at Polvos Mexican Restaurant.
  18. A group of hipsters arguing about who has lived in Austin longer.
  19. The entire population of Austin congregated at Alamo Drafthouse on a Friday night.
  20. “Austin is full, try Dallas.”
  21. People who live at the Domain trying to convince their friends to visit the Domain.
  22. Nude yoga.
  23. A local drowning in cash after Airbnb-ing his apartment to a SXSW attendee.
  24. Amy’s Ice cream, complete with a halo and wings.
  25. A local shoving a visitor off of a wakeboard on the Colorado River, just because.
  26. Darryl telling Pam that Austin is amazing because it’s hot, the music is awesome, and the tacos are for real.
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