26 Tattoo Ideas That Scream “Austin, Texas”
- The planet Earth in a sweet embrace with a Car2Go.
- Bumper to bumper traffic on I-35, complete with a slew of road rage profanities.
- Terry’s and Whataburger in a boxing ring.
- A hipster zoo that is actually just Spider House Café.
- The Jackalope refusing a ride to a tourist.
- Two locals arguing over whether it’s Lady Bird Lake or Lake Austin.
- UT hook ‘em horns.
- A group of 19-year-old girls throwing the UT hook ‘em horns while stumbling around sixth street in the middle of the night.
- That guy who leads a Segway tour downtown while yodeling.
- An RIP tribute to Leslie (and his failed mayor campaign).
- A tourist drowning in a pool of random crap at Uncommon Objects.
- Your former dog living his best life in doggy heaven, which looks a lot like one of Austin’s off leash dog parks.
- A line for Franklin BBQ that actually circles the globe. Twice.
- Matthew McConaughey talking his friend into buying an ACL pass by insisting “It’d be a lot cooler if you did.”
- Children crying at the terrifying statues at Peter Pan Mini-Golf.
- The Texas State Capitol in a state of shame after another US monument made fun of it for being undeniably pink.
- 1.5 million bats emerging from the Congress Bridge just to get dinner at Polvos Mexican Restaurant.
- A group of hipsters arguing about who has lived in Austin longer.
- The entire population of Austin congregated at Alamo Drafthouse on a Friday night.
- “Austin is full, try Dallas.”
- People who live at the Domain trying to convince their friends to visit the Domain.
- Nude yoga.
- A local drowning in cash after Airbnb-ing his apartment to a SXSW attendee.
- Amy’s Ice cream, complete with a halo and wings.
- A local shoving a visitor off of a wakeboard on the Colorado River, just because.
- Darryl telling Pam that Austin is amazing because it’s hot, the music is awesome, and the tacos are for real.
