When I was a preteen, I was only good at two things: kickball, and pissing off my older brother. I don’t even feel the need to defend myself. In my opinion, 6th graders don’t need to excel in life; they just have to be able...
A million years from now, when aliens finally decide to descend upon Earth and discover that the entire human race has been wiped out by whatever killed the dinosaurs, I hope they find the remains of the Internet. Because whatever we try to amount to...
It seems as though sweet proposal videos are a dime a dozen these days. There’s always a new viral video depicting a semi-original, tearful engagement that makes you say “aww” and think “eww.” Because even though you’d like to feel happy for the couple, this...
The 4th of July is arguably the best holiday. A typical Independence Day party is made complete with good friends, good beer, and good food… not to mention a late night explosives show. The best part about this day is that unlike other special occasions,...
1. Wings Wings ultimately stand for freedom and provide a constant reminder that no one can keep you down or own you. They can also represent speed and various religious aspects. 2. Zodiac Signs Universal zodiac signs are usually used to represent one’s personality. Those who believe in the...
There have been a lot of stupid inventions in years past. It’s hard to hold faith in the human race when you see things like Shake Weights, Pet Rocks, and Snuggies circulating the market. But every once in a while, someone comes up with something...
1. Longest Tattoo Session The world’s longest tattoo session goes to Alessandro Bonacorsi for completing 28 tattoos over a span of 57 hours, 25 minutes, and 30 seconds. Alessandro has set this record four times, and keeps coming back to beat it every time someone else surpasses...
When you think of a president, you probably picture a straight-edged, white-haired dude bent over an ancient scroll at a large mahogany desk. Or you picture an overweight Oompa Loompa shouting “Sad!” at everyone who disagrees with him. Whatever the case, you probably don’t envision...
I like to think that my grandma is a badass. She’s pushing 80 and has two boyfriends, two cars, and two thousand cats. She’s at that point in her life where she clearly doesn’t give a shit about anything, which is why she tells each...
6 Myths About Tattoos, Debunked 1. You should take a painkiller before getting a tattoo. Don’t. Painkillers are blood thinners, which means they’ll cause more bleeding during the process. Your body is normally proactive at restricting blood loss, but when you’re on painkillers, your blood isn’t thick...