“Show me a man with a tattoo and I’ll show you a man with an interesting past.” –Jack London I like to refer to this quote when I see cringe-worthy tattoos on the internet, to remind myself that some people still understand what I believe are...
The connection you have with your dog is really an amazing thing. It transcends that of a regular friendship, because you two are mutually dependent: your dog relies on you to feed and care for it, while you require a constant stream of affection so...
There are lots of stigmas when it comes to tattoos. If you ask your grandparents, they might tell you that men with tattoos are deadbeats who worship Satan and do hard drugs. If you ask a twenty-something single woman, however, she’ll most likely tell you...
Nobody, ever, in the history of time, has stated that getting a tattoo is 100% painless. We aren’t making that claim either. Whether you’re getting a large elaborate design or treading lightly with a minimalist sketch, it’s going to take some time and a bit...
In this world, there are countless career paths to choose from. You can be a firefighter, or an accountant, or the girl who makes sex noises to appear in the background of rap songs. All you have to do is find your niche and go...
1. Paris Jackson Notoriously tattooed Paris is highly in touch with her spirituality, and recently debuted a multicolored chakra tattoo to prove it. The tattoo, which represents energy points and is dedicated to Eastern spiritual traditions, stretches from her sternum to her navel. Some of her other...
When it comes to getting ink dedicated to that special someone, most tattoo experts will tell you that it’s not the best idea. Feelings are fleeting, but body ink is forever. Not to mention, when it’s all said and done and the relationship has ended,...
They say we regret the things we didn’t do more than the things we did. But when it comes to tattoos, it’s easy to look back and wonder what you were thinking when you got that Chihuahua-riding-cheeseburgers-through-space tattoo. Actually, never mind, that sounds like a...
When I was a preteen, I was only good at two things: kickball, and pissing off my older brother. I don’t even feel the need to defend myself. In my opinion, 6th graders don’t need to excel in life; they just have to be able...
A million years from now, when aliens finally decide to descend upon Earth and discover that the entire human race has been wiped out by whatever killed the dinosaurs, I hope they find the remains of the Internet. Because whatever we try to amount to...