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March 12, 2018

Oldest Figurative Tattoos in the World Discovered on Super Rad 5,000-Year-Old Egyptian Mummy Couple

Experts have located the oldest tattoo art in the world on two probably very trendy ancient Egyptian mummies, among which is the oldest tattooed female ever discovered. The only tattooed figure that dates further than these two is the famous iceman Ötzi, who was about 300 years older but only had tattoos in geometric designsRead more

March 2, 2018

World’s Craziest Cat Lady Gets Tattoo Made From Feline Fur

Everyone knows at least one crazy cat lady. Like vegans, a cat lady will always identify herself to the room. This is because she has zero shame, and why should she? Dog lovers don’t have to justify themselves or their hobbies. As far as I’m concerned, we should all adopt a progressive mindset and realizeRead more

February 21, 2018

Meet Your New WCW, Tatted-Up US Olympic Speed Skater Brittany Bowe

American Olympian Brittany Bowe is cooler than you, me, and sliced bread combined. The athlete has played numerous sports throughout her life and excelled at them all. She’s won 32 medals for inline speed skating at both junior and senior levels, and took that skill to ice in 2010. Between 2013 and 2016, she wonRead more

February 12, 2018

Friendly Reminder: Don’t Get a Super Bowl Tattoo Until Your Team Actually Wins the Super Bowl

I love a good premature celebration. I thrived when the Oscars accidentally told the cast of La La Land that they won over Moonlight and had to redact the award on stage. I was there for it when Steve Harvey told Miss Colombia (and the rest of the world) that she won Miss Universe whenRead more

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